Do you ever encounter an awkward situation with a friend, family members, relatives or generally anybody else? An awkward situation that left you speechless and all you can do is blush and laugh awkwardly and wish that you are somewhere else at the moment. Let me tell you about my awkward situation when I was visiting a family relative back in Indonesia. As some of you know, I am quarter Indonesian and some of my family relatives are there in Jakarta, Indonesia. I visited this woman who is technically my aunt. Maybe. I am not so sure about what kind of ties do I have with her. I am quite close to her and she seems nice to me. She treats me like her own daughter (my mom says it is probably because she never had any daughter before. She had 2 sons and they are all married now). We are not that close any more since we live in different countries now. Though she is nice, she seems a little bit weird and awkward and she likes to say stuff that will create an awful awkward situation.
So one day, I was sitting with her. Having a cup of tea until she starts talking about her…private parts. So she was telling me about another relative’s struggling battle with an itching vajayjay. She told me that she had helped cure this relative’s disease by using some special potion that she made. Riggghhht. Did Professor Snape taught you how to mix them? But no, it didn’t stop there. She kept on telling me that this ‘potion’ that she created with a bunch of weird plants can make a vajayjay smoother. SAY WHAT?! This is the exact same thing that she told me:
“It is true my dear Ren. If you check out my vajayjay, you will notice that it is smoother than a porn star” -Unknown Aunt
“*Laughs Awkwardly* No thanks, auntie. *Continue to laugh awkwardly*” -Ren
So what did I do in the middle of this weird situation? I continue to laugh awkwardly (it sounds a bit like *ehe ehe ehe*) while she continues on bragging about her fantabulous vajayjay! But that is not the most torturing part! She even offered to ‘cure’ my vajayjay! I told her that there is nothing wrong with mine but she kept on saying that it will make mine smoother! So I just decline politely. She even gave me a recipe on how to create the ‘potion’. I am not interested to know so I threw that recipe away but I did remember that one of the ‘secret ingredient’ is to mix those weird plants with a baby oil.
Fascinating. I told my mom and my grandma about this and they laugh hysterically together. Mom says that she should be in the loony bin. But then again, most of my family relatives had been diagnosed with mental illness before. Some is very severe but controllable if you take medicine. These kind of diagnosis in the family makes me wonder if I have a mental illness. My friends told me that I may have a LITTLE BIT of mental illness.
On a side note, some of my visitors had thanked me via email on the tutorials that I had posted. They had also ask me why am I suddenly posting tutorials for you guys to feast upon. I think if I die, I’ll be useless so the only thing that will keep on living is the knowledge that I spread around. Why don’t you guys stop asking questions and just enjoy the tutorials. I’ll be posting more, babies!
I have added 7 new icons!. It consists of Lovely Complex and Blood+.
Hope you guys like it. I’ll be posting more tutorials soon. It is just that I am reading more articles and apply them to my site to see if it works or not. And I’ll also be working on more resources. I had just finished refining some scripts that I had written for my site. I am not sure if I wanted to release them or not but we will see.
