I’ll be flying to Portland for the Grace Hopper Conference and it will take me 18 hours to get there. God, please have mercy on my soul. It is currently 3:50am here and I need to leave at 6am. I am not going to sleep tonight so that I can just sleep it off in the plane. I hate long haul flights; maybe we all do. Well, I tell you what I DO NOT want to experience in the flight tomorrow.
Crying Babies
It is really annoying to have babies crying loudly in the plane especially when you are trying to sleep. It makes me want to smack the hell out of these babies! I travel a lot and most of time, I will always experience babies crying non-stop. Most of the time, I just give the parents a dirty look or glare at them angrily…like an owl. ![]()
The Friendly Stranger
People are so friendly sometimes especially when they are travelling alone. They would talk to you even if you are not interested in listening to them since you are too sleepy. So, I had this guy (who has Halitosis, btw) who sat next to me in a flight to Malaysia once. He was travelling alone and he would not stop talking when I was trying to just ignore him and sleep. He talks about how he named his daughter based on a Lord of The Rings character and about his work, etc. I put up with him (and his breath!) for 30 minutes until I couldn’t stand it anymore. I just told him to Ssshhhh cause I need to Zzzzz…
Dirty Lavatories
This is inevitable; we share the lavatories and some people are just so rude and disgusting. They won’t clean it up properly after they used it.
Smelly Feet
It is comfortable taking off your shoes in the airplane but some people have nasty smelling feet. They should soak it in vinegar! Sometimes, this is inevitable too. I always carry a surgical mask with me when I travel. There are two reasons for this:
- I do not need to smell their nasty feet.
- I save myself from the embarrassment of others watching me when I am sleeping with my mouth open! This happens when I am extremely exhausted. Sleeping with your mouth open is not sexy, Renetta!

Alright, I’ll be doing some last minute packing. I plan to blog about the conference but it depends on whether I have the time or not. I hope the 18+ hours flight would be as painless as possible. Wishful thinking.. wishful thinking…



