Old Facebook Status: Dr Seuss’s Quote

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I have a habit of posting weird Facebook statuses. This is one of them, written 2 years ago:

I saw a quote one day and it pissed me off. It says: “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Logically it does not make any sense because if I like to walk naked around the house (because that is what I do if I am being myself), my mom would mind and she does matter!!!

I just realized that it is not a matter of “doing something”. The quote is saying that you can say whatever you want to say and it doesn’t matter if people judge you. BUT! If I say that lady gremlin is a smelly, ugly and a dumb bitch (because that is what I do if I am being myself), my grandma would mind and she does matter!

I mellowed down a lot on Facebook nowadays. Just don’t post as much weird and rude (well, not that rude) stuff as I used to. I’ve matured and I am now a very demure and kind young lady (HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!)

I’m 3 Weeks and I’m Craving Your Ovaries

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I see a lot of status updates on Facebook that says, “I’m 4 weeks and craving Chicken Wings” or “I’m 14 weeks and I’m craving skittles”. I thought one of my friends was pregnant so I just brush it off and move on. However, these types of post started to increase. Wow! So everyone is pregnant now? Every single person in my Facebook who has a vagina?! Oh wait, maybe it is another code that I have to break. So I decided to Google it and I found out that it is another “agenda” or “game” that you play in order to support breast cancer.

I don’t get how you are actually supporting breast cancer by posting dumb shit on your Facebook walls. And why does it have to be some sort of a cryptic message? How are you supporting breast cancer when you are being “secretive” about it?

I heard the main goal of this agenda is to support breast cancer while they get to confuse men. Oh! Whoever came up with this game is a real genius. Do you guys know that men can contract breast cancer too? No shit, Sherlock! Instead of keeping them in the dark by posting cryptic statuses, isn’t it better to involve them as well? And what makes you think you can keep on confusing them? Ever heard of Google?

Last year, everyone kept on posting statuses that sound like this, “I like it on my bed”. Yup, it was another game that they played in order to show their support for breast cancer. How are you exactly supporting breast cancer by sounding like a whore??!! But I have a confession, I did play along. It was fun while it last but now I regret it.

I am not annoyed that people are posting these statuses. I am annoyed because they post this kind of statuses just because they want to “support breast cancer”. Cancer is serious disease. It is not something to joke about. If you really want to support breast cancer, support it in a proper way. Educate yourself about breast cancer and actually try and protect you and your love ones from breast cancer. Give back to the society by educating them about breast cancer. Create blog, vlog or podcast about breast cancer. Do whatever you can to educate people about this disease. That actually shows you care. Don’t go and create an insignificant game about it.

This is not a breast cancer awareness movement, this is more like “lets confuse men or whoever has a penis” movement.

My Ghostly Experience: My Aunt’s Mansion

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This happened three years ago when I was on holiday in Jakarta and I was staying at my aunt’s mansion. She is a very wealthy woman and she lives in a huge mansion which is situated in a place that is unusually dark and rather eerie. I don’t understand why she chose that God forsaken place to build her home, right next to a deep ravine if I am not mistaken.. Craaaaaaaaaaaazei!! I still wonder to this day whether it was just my imagination or whether I had been punk’d by a lost soul.

I usually sleep in my aunt’s room on the second floor since she was always alone. The first floor is always dark and it always gives me the creeps. The second floor is dimly lit. To be honest, the lighting is like the mansion in Resident Evil. It looks like a haunted house. Her servants stayed on the first floor but their rooms are outside the house as I recalled.

Anyway, it was around 10 p.m when I went back to bed. I was supposed to sleep in my aunt’s room that night but for some weird reason, I opted to sleep in her son’s room. The room hadn’t been occupied for a while since her son got married. Actually, ALL of the rooms in that mansion was never occupied ever since her sons left. But being someone who is not at all superstitious, I slept with ease. So what happen to little Ren that night?

I have a habit of waking up to pee in the middle of the night. Usually, I will wake up around 3 a.m or 4 a.m in the morning. It is a habit that stayed with me till this very day. That night was no exception. So I woke up, peed and went back to sleep.

5 minutes in bed and I was not completely asleep. It takes time for me to actually “passed out” again once I woke up. So, I suddenly heard a woman’s voice humming an old Javanese ancient song. This will not really creep me out if:

  1. it does not echo loudly in my room
  2. she has a shitty voice (unless if it sounds very demonic).
  3. she hums a song by Britney Spears, Madonna or a shitty K-pop band. What kind of ghosts/spirits will hum pop songs anyway?!

Her voice sounded heavenly – definitely not something that I can easily describe with words. I never heard a human voice that sounds as nice as this one. She had a very soft voice but it had a very piercing edge to it. It echoed effortlessly in that room. She continues humming the ancient song while my eyeballs were bulging and it was ready to pop out from my eye socket.

You know what happens when you are really terrified? I tell you. Your whole body just shuts down. I was completely paralyzed that I just laid down, not being able to get up. I can’t remember how long I was pinned down on the bed until I finally got up and ran to my aunt’s room. I swear I could hear a small, “polite” laughter when I was running.

I can’t seem to fall asleep after that so I stayed up watching the telly. My attention was still on that heavenly voice though. I kept on asking myself whether it was a dream, whether it was my imagination or whether it was real. Was she singing a k-pop song that I am not familiar with? Was she? Who is she? Just a voice in my head? Most importantly, who was laughing when I was running? Bitch really knows how to pull a prank.