I do. Hate is a strong word but despise is definitely stronger. There are few people that I actually despise. More specifically, there are 2 people in this whole world that managed to act like a complete “[insert strong swear word that starts with the letter "C" here]” and I despise them so much. I am not interested in talking about the first “C U Next Tuesday” so lets talk about the second one. She looks a bit like this:

Actually if these two ever have unsafe sex, she’ll be the product of it. That is my favorite Indonesian comedian, by the way:

Initially, I have no interest in talking about her on this beautiful blog of mine. However, I find the needs to do so when she posted comments about my family (including aunt and uncle) on her blog that gets no traffic whatsoever. However, it bothers me since her friends do visit her blog. Who is this “C-Word” that I am currently talking about? She is related to me but I recently disown her since she is such a disgrace and I am ashamed to say that she is related to me. But I guess you will find out our relations once you read this post.

She blogged about how my family is currently living in a “criminal house” and she mentioned that my home is like an “asylum” to her. She had since remove the posts because I confronted her father (who is no less moronic than her) but I kept screen-shots of the posts which I intend to post in the near future if she ever starts shit with me again. She also mentioned that my mom, aunt and uncle are people without good attitudes nor dignity.

So what makes her started posting that kind of bullshit about my family? Last year, she took a very important placement exam for high school students in Malaysia. This exam is known as PMR. This is an important exam since they will streamed you into the art stream or the science stream depending on your results on this exam. You get to do medicine or engineering if you get into the science stream but your options are very limited if you get into the art stream. Long story short, if you get into the science stream, you are the creme de la creme of your school. “Not to toot my own horn” but I got straight As in this exam and manage to get into the science stream. I hate that phrase (the toot-horn), however, she used the exact same phrase when she was dissing my family on her blog. Ha!

She took 8 courses for this particular exam. Before the examination, she keeps on bragging on Facebook about how she is “beautiful and intelligent” (Believe me, she has none of those qualities. She doesn’t even smell nice! ). She acted so confident and is even sure that she can achieve straight As in PMR. She also keeps on mentioning that she wants to do medicine in Cornell University. So what happen when the results of the exam came out? She got only 3As. She disappointed the whole family. My family was initially disappointed but life moves on right? However, her life never actually did move on because she is such a sorry asshole. She started distancing herself from us and she started having this inferiority complex.

She thinks that my family keeps on talking about her and her failure in that exam. She thinks that we keep on “bitching” about her. The truth is, her 3As never actually bother us that much because we believe that she can do better next time. We believe that she can redeem herself on her O-level. However, this inferiority complex kicks in and she thinks that whenever we see her fugly face, we will bitch about her and her results. We haven’t talked about her since… Jesus invented the calender! We are busy with our own daily activities! However, she started talking shit about my family on her blog and my uncle was the first to find out. He got extremely pissed and he forwarded that blog to my mom, me, my sister and her father. Her father defended her by saying that she has the right to express herself but he criticizes me about calling her the “C-Word” on my Facebook. Hey, I have the rights to express myself too, right? Such double standards! I told him to stop being hypocritical and if your child has the rights to express herself on her blog, I have the rights to express myself on MY Facebook! What a moron.

She added fuel to the fire by posting two more entries about us. This time, clearly stating that it is directed to us. I can ruin her online life easily if I want to given my knowledge about computers and the internet. I did told her to remove those posts or there will be consequences. She removed it and I fret about not taking the screenshot early enough. However, given my extensive knowledge about the internet, Google cache is always a savior! I typed cache:ladygremlinsblog.com and VOILA! The initial posts are still there! Snap snap! Now it is saved on my desktop!

Now that the fire is starting to die out, she posted a new entry recently. She did not state clearly that the entry is directed to us but we know so. Unlike her, we are not stupid. She talked about hating our guts and why we should not read someone’s blog if they hate us. See her common sense? She has none of those. She pride herself for having a father who is favored by my grandparents. In reality, my grandmother refused to stay with her family and chose to stay with my family instead.

Grandma used to say that she is the most problematic grandchild she has. Now, I thought you were the favorite, Lady Gremlin? It just proves that this c*** is delusional. Who loves a soulless, sick, delusional, mean bitch? She is problematic because she once use the house phone for THOUSANDS of Ringgit just to call her boyfriend. She also made out with her then-boyfriend in a bowling alley IN FRONT of her little brother (he was 10 years old then) and my little sister who was 12. Now you tell me how sick is that?! She was also underage and she was 13 then. Now, I know that to some of you, making out at that age is normal. However, it is not in our culture and it is against our religious beliefs to do such things. Asians in this part of the world are very conservative. She is also a pushover and looks up to her rich friends and will do anything that they ask her to do.

This is not the first time that she talks about us on her blog. She had a blog once too which she deleted. She mock all my family members including my grandparents because of the “kissing” incident where my grandma told her mom about it. Her mother started to freak out and pulled her hair like a crazy hoe and she was punished so bad and that made her angry towards my grandparents. My grandparents found out from my little sister, of course.

My grandmother is also angered by her Facebook statuses since she kept on having fights with older boys in her profile. They insulted each other and the boy even said that if she was a boy, they will seek her and whack her up. See, she is not just making enemies with her school friends but she is also making enemies with her own family members. I really want to know how she will do in the long run! I heard from her school mates that a lot of seniors despise her because she has such a disrespectful attitude towards her seniors. She likes to act as if she came from a rich family and only befriends other rich students.

I don’t know how her parents raised her. She is such a problematic bitch and I am sure that it is because of parenting mistakes. Her parents hardly communicate with the children and I guess that is why she acts the way she is. What I meant by communicating is that the parents never actually talked to the children in the children’s language. Never actually advice them about how to be a good person. Especially in this part of the world, whenever you have a disrespectful behavior, people will tend to blame the parents. She also stated that her family is the most happiest family compared to us all. Haha! If you are really happy, you won’t have such a bitchy attitude and act all arrogant without any reason.

I have a feeling that she is envious of the good things that are happening to my family. This is because she stated about how we only care about money and our happiness. My uncle and my aunt are both working in a good organization. My mom recently got a better offer that pays well. I am studying in a world class university and my mom takes us travelling quite often. I guess our life is better than hers and I don’t think she has much family holidays and her family is just plain boring.

Dear Lady Gremlin, you are not only ugly and smell nasty, but you are also sick, stupid, delusional, hypocritical, mean-hearted bitch. You stated that we keep on talking about you. Now, I am giving you what you want. I talked about you on my blog, bitch about you almost everyday with my sister and compared your picture with an Indonesian comedian. You guys look the same by the way. He could pose as your father and people would believe it. And the part about her having a bad body odour is true. Even her own father complained about it. Hahaha! She once slept on my bed. The pillow has all her body odour stuck on it.

See, we don’t mind at all about you doing badly in school and having bad body odour. We also don’t mind about you being fucking ugly. Now, when you talk shit about us on your blog and in front of your friends, that is what we are having problem with! We are having problems with your shitty attitude and your arrogance. Not your PMR results! We don’t give a fuck about your 3As! With this kind of attitude, you will go no where in the long run! Don’t dream about having a successful career later in life since you will have interpersonal relationship problem. Dream on, puta!

PS: This bitch is coward, btw. She only has guts behind other peoples’ back and only talks bad about them on her blog and on her Facebook. When confronted, she squeals like a pig. I offered to meet up with her because of her blog so that we can correct this. However, she chickened out. A person with a bitchy attitude, ugly, arrogant, smells bad, a moron and a coward. What’s NOT to hate?